I haven’t posted in a month or so. I do space on this site way too frequently. So for the two or three of you who can still stand to read my bullshit – I apologize. For those of you who are gonna come in after I read this: ignore what I’m saying and subscribe for up to the minute posts with consistently brilliant monologues.
First things first, thanks to everyone who helped out on, attended, supported or paid me and Brian on the Reefer Gladness Tour. It was a god damn blast. I hate the road sometimes because of the loneliness and long drives and hangovers etc. But we kept the travel to a reasonable level and frankly I think I needed whatever isolation there was. I need it again. So anyone here that’s reading, I’m trying to hit the road again. Send me a message on here or Twitter or FB or some shit and let’s work some shit out.
Now, I’m also gonna plug the Fistful of Jokes Podcast. It’s getting better, a little more loose and we are having fun. So check it out at fistfulofjokes.castmate.fm. Leave us a voicemail too. We wanna be able to riff on shit that you think is important.
One of the things we talked about was Age of Ultron. I’m already ready to retract what I said. I like that movie now. What I don’t fucking like is all the accusations of sexist portrayals of Scarlett Johannson’s Black Widow character. You suck sometimes Internet. What the fuck is so bad about her character having a love interest? What is so bad about her calling herself a “monster” because she was sterilized as a young girl? What is so anti feminist about a girl wanting to get with someone and wishing she could have kids? The basic human shit about women is at least the option of having a kid. If a man was sterilized he would say the same shit! Or if the Hulk couldn’t use his dick because it was the center of his rage and for the safety of the world he cut it; he would call himself a fucking monster in that way too! You wanna say Marvel should get on point and make a Black Widow movie and have more of her toys out there, right on. But you wanna sit there and say that the movie was anti feminist when I would argue some of the neck breaking moves, the motorcycle scene and shit were just as if not more badass than any other character’s scenes, you’re a jack off. When the fuck did feminist side of shit turn things so far on its head that you can’t see the awesome fucking balance there? A woman can kill bad guys all over the place, have amazing scenes of action, find a romantic interest no fucking different than any of the other males in the goddamn group and just happen to say something self depricating that uses the term monster to relate to the person she wants and that’s all of a sudden anti feminist?? Look at the fucking dialogue you moron. Her love interest is sayin he can’t be with anyone because he’s a useless monster who can’t even have a family. She says she can’t do it either and she feels like a monster too. Both of them are wrong about defining themselves as monsters and that’s the fucking point of using the word for both characters to use in describing themselves.
Oh and how about the God damn feminism in the movie overall?!! Maria Hill takes on the the Nick Fury role for the avengers for most of the film. And one of the most bad ass characters and honestly my personal favorite of was Scarlet Witch. She had the most versatile powers and god damn if her temper and rage and emotions weren’t just as deadly as the fucking Hulk’s are. Fuck you stupid losers mutating feminism to meet your lonely stupid bullshit. Go see it and write to marvel to get more of their female leads some merchandise. I wanna fucking buy some too.